1. Wear a "Legalize Gay" t-shirt.
2. Dye your hair blue.
3. Give the teacher a lengthy speech about how sending your blue haired, gay supporting friend to the principal's office was unconstitutional while proceeding to throw a pen at their face...with your mind.
Yes, people of the internet, for about five minutes I had the power to lift pens. Then it went away. I REALLY hope it comes back because that was freaking cool!!